Beer, Burgers & Ballyrags – Wheatsheaf
Beer, Burgers, Ballyrags. Raw Comedy, Hot Food. Come Hungry, Leave Happy.
Ballyrags Comedy is hitting The Wheatsheaf in Newport for a night of laughter, flavour, and proper good vibes. Your host, Toby Brown, welcomes a killer lineup featuring the fearless Polly Proud, the musically mischievous Luc Valvona, the unpredictable energy of Irish, and the razor-sharp wit of Joe Fortis.
Expect an intimate setting, hearty food, and unfiltered stand-up from some of the UK’s freshest talents. It’s a full night out without the faff – grab your mates, grab a burger, and let the good times roll.
Kicking off the night is Irish, a comic with a larger-than-life personality and a knack for delivering unpredictable, laugh-out-loud moments. His no-holds-barred approach to comedy leaves audiences in stitches, with a style that’s as bold as it is funny.
Next, we’ve got Luc Valvona, who adds a touch of musical flair to the evening with his sharp comedy and incredible musical talent. Expect catchy tunes, cheeky lyrics, and plenty of laughs as Luc brings his unique twist to the stage.
Following Luc is the fantastic Polly Proud, a rising star with a fearless approach to comedy. Polly’s bold style, paired with her captivating delivery, tackles a variety of topics with humour, honesty, and plenty of sass.
And to wrap up the evening, we have the brilliant Joe Fortis – known for his razor-sharp wit and hilarious take on everyday life. Joe brings a unique blend of observational humour and spontaneous energy, making each performance feel fresh and exciting.
As for the food, we’ve got you covered with a delicious range of burgers and pizzas, all served hot and fresh to keep you fuelled for the laughs. Whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a cheesy slice, just grab a food ticket and we’ll be in touch to see what your stomach desires.
Don’t miss out on an unforgettable night of comedy, food, and fun. Book your tickets now and join us for an evening to remember!
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